Nordic Discord Challenge
Genre: Happy Hardcore
Theme: E-Scooters
Lyrics:
Charge the batteries, take the loot
Pirates ride, we don't commute
We set sail at dawn on a fleet of rentals
Electric steeds with questionable pedals
The townsfolk scream as we roll on through
’Cause nothing’s more feared than a pirate crew
On scooters that beep when you move
Yo‑ho, yo‑ho, we’re the terrors of the street
With helmets on crooked and parrots on the seat
We pillage the bike lanes, we plunder the square
Our scooters go "beep-beep" but we don’t care
Yo-ho, yo-ho, scoot or be plundered
Left! Right! Left! Right!
Scooters ready for a fight
Beep! Beep! - Clear the way
Pirates scootin' night and day
Our captain shouts, “Full speed ahead”
But the battery’s dying, the light’s gone red
We try to look fierce as we glide uphill
But the scooters slow down like they’ve lost the will
A seagull laughs, that bird’s a jerk
We used to sail the seven seas
Now we’re dodging toddlers and lime-green trees
We traded our ship for a QR code
And now we’re the shame of the pirate road
Scan the code, claim the steed
Scootin' is our pirate creed
No more sails, no more oars
We ride electric to the shores
Full charge or full chaos
Left! Right! Left! Right!
Scooters ready for a fight
Beep! Beep! - Clear the way
Pirates scootin' night and day
Yo‑ho, yo‑ho, we’re the scourge of the town
Till the scooters shut off and the whole crew goes down
We’ll conquer again once our rides recharge
’Cause piracy’s hard when your battery’s at large
Yo-ho, yo-ho, fear the eco-friendly fleet
Scoot or die! Scoot or die!
Pirates never walk, we fly
Scoot or die! Scoot or die!
See you in the bike lane - Aye!
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